The San Francisco 49ers have a new fan
From this point on I am a San Francisco 49ers fan. But only for this season! I don’t know why it took me so long to figure this out. You might be wondering why I would root for such a crappy team. I’m sure a great deal of Niner fans were swallowing pills after watching their our team get served on Monday Night Football.
I’m not crazy. There’s a reason I’m adopting the 49ers. San Francisco’s record this season is 2-7. If the draft were held today they would have the 4th pick…which goes to Satan’s team. Yes the New England Patriots. In the 2007 NFL Draft San Francisco traded their 4th round selection (110th overall, used to select John Bowie) and their first-round selection in the 2008 Draft to New England for their last 1st round selection (28th overall, used to select Joe Staley). Thanks San Fran! Your upper management must have the intelligence of a stool sample. I also blame Roger Goodell for this debacle. If Goodell would have taken care of business by giving the proper punishment for “Spy Gate”, this travesty would not be possible. At the very least the correct repercussion should have been a loss of the Pat’s first round pick as well as the Niners’.
So that’s why I hope the 49ers win as much as possible for rest of this season. I hope they make the playoffs. Hell, I hope they go to the Super Bowl. I wouldn’t want them to win in the big game though. That would be crazy. But there’s a better chance of me receiving my reparations check than the San Francisco 49ers winning the Super Bowl this year.
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: November 13, 2007 at 12:48 am | by Ryan
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Dave Chappelle Stand Up In London
I pray to God that Dave Chappelle gets his own show again sometime soon. Check out this video of him in London. Pure comedy gold people!
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: November 12, 2007 at 10:29 pm | by Ryan
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Ohio State Falls…THANK GOD!!
How’s that loss taste Ohio State? Keep sucking on it!!!
I just got done doing cart wheels after watching Illinois “upset” Ohio State. So it looks like I might get my BCS Championship dream match. The game anyone in their right mind would want to see. LSU vs Oregon. Thank you Ohio State. Thank you for showing the world how overrated you really are. Out of the top 10 teams you had the softest schedule. And that’s being generous. At least when people were bashing USC (when they were good) for playing nobody they were winning by several points. And then they would almost always take care of business in the title game.
The Big 10 is a joke. And they’re history in BCS Bowl games proves that. I didn’t want to sit on the couch and watch a horrific championship game because of OSU. If Ohio State would have ran the table they would have been sodomized in the big game. Who the Hell wants to see that?
Lately its been a bad run for the state of Ohio. Last season Ohio State losing in the Championship game in football and basketball. The Cavs getting pimp slapped by the Spurs in the NBA Finals. And who can forget the Indians for choking to the Red Sox in the ALCS? Great job Ohio.
Florida is called the Sunshine State. Texas is called the Lone Star State. Well people from this point on Ohio shall be called The Loser State.
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: November 10, 2007 at 3:45 pm | by Ryan
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