12/12/12: The Premonition
On this 12th month, 12th day, 12th hour, 12th minute, and 12th second, I will take an epic 12 inch shit, and flush the toilet 12 times.
Too many thoughts and not enough pennies…or toilet paper for that matter.
You’re welcome.
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: December 12, 2012 at 10:18 am | by Ryan
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Craig Ackerman: “The Lakers have just pooped their big boy pants!”
Priceless.
Houston Rockets radio announcer Craig Ackerman nailed it. I can’t think of a funnier radio call.
I hope Pau Gasol doesn’t get a splinter in his ass from riding the pine. Before last nights game, Kobe Bryant talked about Pau Gasol’s pathetic play as of late.
“Put your big-boy pants on. Just adjust. Just adjust. You can’t whine about it. You can’t complain about it.”
Last night the Lakers led the Rockets by 17 points at one point, and held a 10 point edge going into the fourth quarter. Then came the collapse. Or as I like to call it, giving up the panties. The Lake Show missed 12 of 19 from the field, 4 of their 5 three pointers, and 6 of 13 from the charity stripe.
It looks like the entire Laker team needs a pair of big boy pants. Read more…
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: December 5, 2012 at 9:34 am | by Ryan
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Lindsay Lohan arrested after allegedly hitting Tiffany Eve Mitchell, 28, in the face at Avenue nightclub
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is doing her best to get incarated. I guess she never watched HBO: Oz. Kathryn Erbe is a good actress. But I’m now starting to think Lohan would have played the role of Shirley Bellinger with more believability. Read more…
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: November 29, 2012 at 10:26 am | by Ryan
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