Sugar Bowl: When You’re At The Game With Your Side Piece & Realize You’re On TV
Shouldn’t this OSU fan be happy? Did she realize she got caught on TV with her side piece?
Courtesy of Jezebel.com
Occam’s razor says yes, that is the most likely of scenarios, especially considering the way the woman jerks her hand away from dude’s neck, which she previously seemed to be gently rubbing, and darts her eyes around very shiftily. But it also contains multitudes, and there are several other possible scenarios for her unexpected TV cameo and subsequent weird reaction:
- Homegirl and her friends were literally on that “roll tide,” partaking in a little fun college football game MDMA, and upon recognizing herself on the screen, she was immediately propelled into a drug-fueled existential crisis. (Other evidence which supports this theory: super pumped dude behind her yelling “We’re OKAY!”)
- Homegirl is from Ohio and is absolutely not supposed to be in New Orleans. She called out “sick” to work back in Columbus and now her tyrannical boss at the Mandee’s is totally gonna chew her out.
- Homegirl is super soused. That’s her boyfriend on the other side of her. She is rubbing the neck of a stranger.
- Homegirl is the lost Mara, the one “we don’t talk about,” and now the world is going to know that Kate and Rooney’s sister is trying to live her life as a normal college student, and not the super wealthy lil sibling to her actor sisters’ Bruce Waynes.
- Weed; high as fuck.
She definitely looks guilty of something. What do you think?
I never understood interventions. What’s the point of being told you drink too much from a room full of reasons why you drink in the first place?
Posted: January 2, 2015 at 9:45 am | by Ryan
Filed under: Humor?, Sports
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