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Paris Hilton Has Herpes Medical Records Prove
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As everyone knows by now Paris Hilton forgot to pay her storage unit bill, and so all her stuff was auctioned off, and is now available for viewing at parisexposed.com.
One rumor a lot of guys, and possibly girls, that have partnered with Paris in the past, have been hoping is not true, is that Paris has HERPES.
Thanks once again to that storage locker which held more secrets that the chest in Raiders of the Lost Ark, a medical record/prescription info insert emerged for a drug called Valtrex, which is used to treat outbreaks of genital herpes. You’ve no doubt seen the commercials, and even the SNL spoof Alec Baldwin did for Valtrex.
As it is turning out, all those sordid rumors about Paris are indeed true, as is the rumor that Paris has no discernable talent, but looking at her self earned bank account, you’d never know it. America is one of the few places in the world where you can become filthy rich, even if you’re filthy, and have no talent. God Bless America.
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