Black Women Prefer Clinton to Obama

[Short Irish Guy]

Three words, "war on terrorism", you dipshit. It didn't MATTER if he had anything to with 9/11 itself or not.

Wow. That isn't why the President said we went in there. Nor did Dick Cheney. Just you. You fail.

Why do you defend Saddam for things unproven and attack the administration for things you obviously have no idea about? Because you're a bitter quasi-intellectual coward who on 9/11 was probably happy to get the day off work.

What am I defending Saddam for that isn't proven?

Since you're so fond of Wikipedia you can read about resolution 1441 on there:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UN_Secu...esolution_1441

Notice it was "unanimously" passed and called for "a FINAL opportunity" for Saddam to comply." I'd charge you for the history lesson except I'm not interested in taking money from sweetly ******ed people.

...and your point is?

You have to SAY something first to get mocked, I'm merely ridiculing the ridiculous. And of course you don't deal with hypotheticals; except concerning what the Republicans could have "done better" of course. I think if they catch Bin Laden they should definitely make you his lawyer. Giving him a shit for brains would be a funny spin on the 6th amendment.

Considering OBL did commit a crime against the people of the United States on a federal level Osama bin Laden would most likely be tried in an American court which is why the 6th amendment DOES apply here.

Stupid

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

Holy shit, you're fucking dumb. Do the other truck drivers and hayseeds you hang out with share your views? I would assume you and the other hicks you know get your info from one or two sources who share your viewpoint. It's not like you stupid motherfuckers would want to read a book that isn't written by Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, or Savage. Learning new information and *gasp* realizing you're wrong isn't something stupid motherfuckers like you are willing to do...which is to the detriment of your country.

Tell me, hayseed, where did you finish your university degrees? What are they in? Did you graduate high school before you knocked up your girl and killed your dreams? Just curious...

[Sodomy]

Do you guys beat off to Presidential debates? Go get laid...please.

[Short Irish Guy]

Do you guys beat off to Presidential debates? Go get laid...please.

No, I beat off to pics of your mom watching Presidential debates

[eponym]

Wow. That isn't why the President said we went in there. Nor did Dick Cheney. Just you. You fail.

1. Not just me. Clinton and Kerry said the same things regarding his possesion of WMDs, snapperhead.

2. Anyone with a brain knew the US military was probably going to have to go into Iraq by the end of 2001; I knew it as soon as I saw the second tower coming down.

3. Why is it people like you always talk about what an idiot Bush is, how he's incompetent etc, and then you act like a petulant child who didn't get to go to McDonalds. "But he saaaaiid...!" You don't remember him talking about anything other than WMD as a reason to depose Saddam, really? How can you be that opinionated on a subject you haven't followed and obviously know NOTHING about?

What am I defending Saddam for that isn't proven?

That's a ridiculous sentence.

...and your point is?

You obviously share the dummycrat ethos of "threatening military action, without any intention of actually using military action." It's evidently impossible explaining to some people how illogical that concept is; especially when dealing with places where prosperity is limited and entire generations of young people have nothing else to do except wage war. "Diplomacy" is an afforded luxury...nevermind, this is getting boring.

Considering OBL did commit a crime against the people of the United States on a federal level Osama bin Laden would most likely be tried in an American court which is why the 6th amendment DOES apply here.

Hence the joke, you jackass. Him being assigned a "shit-for-brains" lawyer would be a funny way of denying him his 6th amendment right.

Stupid

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

Holy shit, you're fucking dumb. Do the other truck drivers and hayseeds you hang out with share your views? I would assume you and the other hicks you know get your info from one or two sources who share your viewpoint. It's not like you stupid motherfuckers would want to read a book that isn't written by Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, or Savage. Learning new information and *gasp* realizing you're wrong isn't something stupid motherfuckers like you are willing to do...which is to the detriment of your country.

Tell me, hayseed, where did you finish your university degrees? What are they in? Did you graduate high school before you knocked up your girl and killed your dreams? Just curious...

Hayseed? Really? Do I seem hayseedish? And no, I already had a library card so didn't bother giving thousands of dollars to a bunch of elite sophists who never left school. Bet you did though!! You've obviously been conditioned not to think unless you're getting paid (or paid back?) for it. Just to be nice I'll recommend you go on Youtube and check out a movie called "Zeitgeist." It's over an hour long so you have to watch it in installments, yet it should give you some additional talking points with which to combat the next Bush voter you come across. Watch them in order.

[Short Irish Guy]

1. Not just me. Clinton and Kerry said the same things regarding his possesion of WMDs, snapperhead.

They didn't give the order to invade in 2003. Bush did.

2. Anyone with a brain knew the US military was probably going to have to go into Iraq by the end of 2001; I knew it as soon as I saw the second tower coming down.

Where do we go next?

3. Why is it people like you always talk about what an idiot Bush is, how he's incompetent etc, and then you act like a petulant child who didn't get to go to McDonalds. "But he saaaaiid...!"

"But he saaaaiid...!" is important because since Bush was wrong about WMD in Iraq we have lost our credibility as a nation in foreign affairs. This may not be important to simpletons like you but to folks like myself who have a say in these matters you have to realize how horrible a blunder this was.

You obviously share the dummycrat ethos of "threatening military action, without any intention of actually using military action."

I guess Clinton, Carter, Kennedy, and LBJ never sent our troops into combat, right?

Hayseed? Really? Do I seem hayseedish?

Yes.

And no, I already had a library card so didn't bother giving thousands of dollars to a bunch of elite sophists who never left school. Bet you did though!! You've obviously been conditioned not to think unless you're getting paid (or paid back?) for it. Just to be nice I'll recommend you go on Youtube and check out a movie called "Zeitgeist." It's over an hour long so you have to watch it in installments, yet it should give you some additional talking points with which to combat the next Bush voter you come across. Watch them in order.

So, you didn't go to college and have little formal education. Typical uneducated dumbass. Go to school and learn something, sunshine. You need to. That library card obviously hasn't had much use.

[eponym]

They didn't give the order to invade in 2003. Bush did.

That's why they're pussies and Bush isn't.

Where do we go next?

I hear Al Queda's headquartered in your mom's ass now, so we should probably send 50,000 troops there.

"But he saaaaiid...!" is important because since Bush was wrong about WMD in Iraq we have lost our credibility as a nation in foreign affairs. This may not be important to simpletons like you but to folks like myself who have a say in these matters you have to realize how horrible a blunder this was.

"Folks like yourself who have a say IN THESE MATTERS!?" Holy shit! If I would've been drinking something when I read that it would be all over my screen right now. That's some funny shit. And every country (every country that matters anyway) stated and believed he had WMD, btw.

I guess Clinton, Carter, Kennedy, and LBJ never sent our troops into combat, right?

LBJ for sure, after JFK got his head shot off. Those other guys only committed small amounts of troops before pulling them out. See: Bay of Pigs, Mogadishu, botched rescue of Iran hostages

So, you didn't go to college and have little formal education. Typical uneducated dumbass. Go to school and learn something, sunshine. You need to. That library card obviously hasn't had much use.

Ah yes! And you by contrast have a piece of paper you paid thousands for that SAYS you're educated! How can I possibly compete with that!? AHAHAHA!!

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